Legbifbap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, cheerful rat.

Legbifbap created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Legbifbap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Legbifbap, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Legbifbap's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Legbifbap's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Legbifbap.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Legbifbap loves voles, so they must be honoured.

4. Never laugh in the presence of grasshopers.

5. Never paint your arms indigo.