Sadtalbom is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, narcissistic hummingbird.

Sadtalbom created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sadtalbom, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sadtalbom, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Sadtalbom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sadtalbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Put Sadtalbom first in all things.

4. Always help turtles.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Sadtalbom on top of all buildings.