Babtunsin Fatrankad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, weak owl.

Babtunsin Fatrankad created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Babtunsin Fatrankad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Babtunsin Fatrankad, he will turn you into a goat.

Babtunsin Fatrankad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Babtunsin Fatrankad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest orange.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Do not shave your head.