Wancipfigtiphivlapben is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable narwhal.

Wancipfigtiphivlapben created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wancipfigtiphivlapben, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wancipfigtiphivlapben, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wancipfigtiphivlapben's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Wancipfigtiphivlapben's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always obey Wancipfigtiphivlapben's priests.