Stigmadcub is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow jellyfish.

Stigmadcub created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigmadcub, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stigmadcub, she will turn you into a rock.

Stigmadcub's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Stigmadcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.