Fengenbet is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate
wyvern.
Fengenbet created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fengenbet, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Fengenbet, it will turn you into a rat.
Fengenbet's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Fengenbet's Holy Commandments1. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Do not eat lentils.
3. Feed all hungry ducks.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fengenbet.
5. Always obey Fengenbet's priests.