Nillgoncar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, witty fly.

Nillgoncar created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillgoncar, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nillgoncar, it will remove you from existence.

Nillgoncar's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nillgoncar's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Put Nillgoncar first in all things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.
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