Gatcadmid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonest crow.

Gatcadmid created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gatcadmid, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gatcadmid, it will manifest in front of you.

Gatcadmid's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gatcadmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Gatcadmid loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

3. Run away if nine gulls approach from the south.

4. Never hurt ducks.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.