Bedgencim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive duck.

Bedgencim created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedgencim, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bedgencim, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bedgencim's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bedgencim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple shrews for they are unholy.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Bedgencim on top of all buildings.

5. Always pray immersed in water.