Jinsawduss is a god.

He takes the form of a large, emotional otter.

Jinsawduss created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinsawduss, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jinsawduss, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Jinsawduss' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Jinsawduss' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not make images of living things.