Gubmab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unjust ant.

Gubmab created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Gubmab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gubmab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gubmab's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gubmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never wear blue ear rings.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not shave your chest.