Flypinnibced is a god.

She takes the form of a small, compassionate goat.

Flypinnibced created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flypinnibced, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Flypinnibced, she will turn you into a tree.

Flypinnibced's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Flypinnibced's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Flypinnibced.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.