Dodnarlab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, sapient tapir.

Dodnarlab created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodnarlab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dodnarlab, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Dodnarlab's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dodnarlab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dodnarlab's priests.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Do not drink alcohol.