Nelljapwee is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking giraffe.

Nelljapwee created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelljapwee, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nelljapwee, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nelljapwee's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nelljapwee's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Rats are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not dye your hair green.