Dapsasman is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-knowing raven.

Dapsasman created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapsasman, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dapsasman, it will turn you into a worm.

Dapsasman's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dapsasman's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet dogs, for they are unholy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never paint your hands green.

5. Never laugh in holy places.