Pagdutrig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, blissful tapir.

Pagdutrig created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagdutrig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pagdutrig, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pagdutrig's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Pagdutrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect five iron sculptures of Pagdutrig on top of important buildings.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Do not eat melons.