Gofhakdit is a god.

He takes the form of a large, temperamental meerkat.

Gofhakdit created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofhakdit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gofhakdit, he will come to you in dreams.

Gofhakdit's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Gofhakdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.