Badcemceb is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate zebra.

Badcemceb created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Badcemceb, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Badcemceb, she will turn you into a snail.

Badcemceb's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Badcemceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

3. Always look after injured moths.

4. Worship no other gods but Badcemceb.

5. Badcemceb loves badgers, so they must be respected.