Bodmistun is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, strong badger.

Bodmistun created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodmistun, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bodmistun, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bodmistun's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bodmistun's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bodmistun's priests.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide from pink dogs for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.