Bigfarcabort is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain wyrm.

Bigfarcabort created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigfarcabort, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bigfarcabort, she will have a low opinion of you.

Bigfarcabort's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bigfarcabort's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never run in the presence of bats.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Always treat moths with great respect.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.