Zakgovkopkipparkfossgid is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, temperamental walrus.

Zakgovkopkipparkfossgid created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zakgovkopkipparkfossgid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zakgovkopkipparkfossgid, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Zakgovkopkipparkfossgid's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Zakgovkopkipparkfossgid's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. You must love Zakgovkopkipparkfossgid.

5. Do not wear red clothing.