Danhogvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered mouse.

Danhogvonk created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danhogvonk, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Danhogvonk, he will refuse to believe in you.

Danhogvonk's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Danhogvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always look after injured moths.

4. Run away if five snails approach from the north.

5. Pray towards the east.