Gansomkem is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish beaver.

Gansomkem created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gansomkem, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gansomkem, it will turn you into a duck.

Gansomkem's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gansomkem's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Hide if nine dolphins approach from the south.

5. Do not take Gansomkem's name in vain.