Cadcimkar is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, irritating cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cadcimkar created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Cadcimkar, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cadcimkar, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cadcimkar's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cadcimkar's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never wear indigo shorts.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.