Megligbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating coyote.

Megligbonk created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megligbonk, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Megligbonk, he will come to you in dreams.

Megligbonk's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Megligbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.