Fonjinbog is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm human.

Fonjinbog created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonjinbog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fonjinbog, he will boil you in a big pot.

Fonjinbog's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fonjinbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Never paint your legs blue.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must pray to Fonjinbog six times a day.

5. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Fonjinbog on top of important buildings.