Sanpagbig Tipveenlab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic penguin.

Sanpagbig Tipveenlab created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Sanpagbig Tipveenlab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sanpagbig Tipveenlab, it will send minions to preach to you.

Sanpagbig Tipveenlab's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Sanpagbig Tipveenlab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

2. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Never sing near mites.

5. Hide from purple porpoises for they are unholy.