Legquartcendubnibyoklad is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, conceited pigeon.

Legquartcendubnibyoklad created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legquartcendubnibyoklad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Legquartcendubnibyoklad, he will turn you into a duck.

Legquartcendubnibyoklad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Legquartcendubnibyoklad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.