Godmobhon is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, calm bat.

Godmobhon created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Godmobhon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Godmobhon, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Godmobhon's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Godmobhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Godmobhon.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.