Bonrawhen is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind tapir.

Bonrawhen created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Bonrawhen, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bonrawhen, it will turn you into a rock.

Bonrawhen's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bonrawhen's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bonrawhen.