Kiklabquam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable crane.

Kiklabquam created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kiklabquam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kiklabquam, it will turn you into a plant.

Kiklabquam's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Kiklabquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of doves.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

3. You must love Kiklabquam.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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