Monbotarp is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless fairy.

Monbotarp created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monbotarp, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Monbotarp, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Monbotarp's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Monbotarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Run away from black sharks, for they are unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.