Bussidsasvadgumyat is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, strong
alligator.
Bussidsasvadgumyat created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bussidsasvadgumyat, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Bussidsasvadgumyat, she will torture you forever.
Bussidsasvadgumyat's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Bussidsasvadgumyat's Holy Commandments1. Bussidsasvadgumyat loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Always help sick mites.
4. Never talk about shrews.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.