Bussidsasvadgumyat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, strong alligator.

Bussidsasvadgumyat created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bussidsasvadgumyat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bussidsasvadgumyat, she will torture you forever.

Bussidsasvadgumyat's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bussidsasvadgumyat's Holy Commandments

1. Bussidsasvadgumyat loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always help sick mites.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.