Lid is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, stupid mole.

Lid created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Lid, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lid, she will not care.

Lid's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Lid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Lid on top of important buildings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.