Bopyarab is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, staggering
swan.
Bopyarab created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bopyarab, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Bopyarab, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Bopyarab's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Bopyarab's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Bopyarab must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Pray towards the north.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bopyarab.
5. Never talk about stars.