Cutweevonk is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, intelligent sheep.

Cutweevonk created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutweevonk, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cutweevonk, she will curse you with boils.

Cutweevonk's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cutweevonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Never skip in the presence of hamsters.

3. Do not take Cutweevonk's name in vain.

4. Always help sick pigs.

5. Always wear white.