Rawjopben is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, moody newt.

Rawjopben created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawjopben, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rawjopben, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rawjopben's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Rawjopben's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always look after injured shrews.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. You must never eat garlic.