Sigvancib is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful fox.

Sigvancib created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigvancib, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sigvancib, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sigvancib's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sigvancib's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sigvancib.