Podcinnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unselfish deer.

Podcinnurl created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Podcinnurl, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Podcinnurl, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Podcinnurl's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Podcinnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

3. Do not take Podcinnurl's name in vain.

4. Podcinnurl loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

5. Always wear fawn.