Jamontved is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unsympathetic clam.

Jamontved created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Jamontved, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jamontved, she will curse you with boils.

Jamontved's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Jamontved's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always treat moths with great respect.

5. Always look after injured whales.