Likfemvog is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, compassionate penguin.

Likfemvog created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likfemvog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Likfemvog, it will curse you with boils.

Likfemvog's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Likfemvog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three birds approach from the south.

2. Do not take Likfemvog's name in vain.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.