Bagcipdan is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, quiet clam.

Bagcipdan created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagcipdan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bagcipdan, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bagcipdan's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bagcipdan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Feed all hungry horses.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.