Pinnegtik is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, sapient crocodile.

Pinnegtik created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinnegtik, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pinnegtik, he will have a low opinion of you.

Pinnegtik's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pinnegtik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Pinnegtik must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Feed all hungry grasshopers.