Ganbestbum is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, loving grasshopper.

Ganbestbum created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ganbestbum, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ganbestbum, she will turn you into a tree.

Ganbestbum's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Ganbestbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Ganbestbum loves voles, so they must be honoured.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always stare at clouds.