Yogsaflagbog is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, awesome
dryad.
Yogsaflagbog created Europe four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yogsaflagbog, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Yogsaflagbog, she will destroy your favourite star.
Yogsaflagbog's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Yogsaflagbog's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt seals.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Never wear boots.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Erect seven lead sculptures of Yogsaflagbog on top of important buildings.