Listcitrill is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, confident aardvark.

Listcitrill created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listcitrill, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Listcitrill, he will destroy your favourite star.

Listcitrill's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Listcitrill's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never jump near horses.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

5. Do not take Listcitrill's name in vain.