Nibdodfed Tiffombot is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, fast tapir.

Nibdodfed Tiffombot created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Nibdodfed Tiffombot, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nibdodfed Tiffombot, she will not care.

Nibdodfed Tiffombot's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nibdodfed Tiffombot's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help dogs in need.