Pignurarp Appbitkan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, vain camel.

Pignurarp Appbitkan created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pignurarp Appbitkan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pignurarp Appbitkan, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pignurarp Appbitkan's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Pignurarp Appbitkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Worship no other gods but Pignurarp Appbitkan.

5. Put Pignurarp Appbitkan first in all things.