Stigcubnar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane crab.

Stigcubnar created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigcubnar, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stigcubnar, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Stigcubnar's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Stigcubnar's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Retreat if seven hamsters approach from the east.

3. Worship no other gods but Stigcubnar.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.