Stigcubnar is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane
crab.
Stigcubnar created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stigcubnar, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Stigcubnar, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Stigcubnar's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Stigcubnar's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Retreat if seven hamsters approach from the east.
3. Worship no other gods but Stigcubnar.
4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.