Gofnullfeb is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair skunk.

Gofnullfeb created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofnullfeb, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gofnullfeb, he will send you a sign.

Gofnullfeb's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gofnullfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gofnullfeb.

2. Always obey Gofnullfeb's priests.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.